We love coffee
Our coffee is precious to us. We've perfected our method and know exactly how we like to roast our beans. We treat each roast as if it were one of our children (except for the boiling and drinking it bit)
and so it is only fair that we ensure that each roast goes to a good home. So, to that end, we need to do a little vetting, just to ensure that the Nameless roast will be well treated and appreciated.